Registered Weapon

Hey Weaponeers–Gardner here. You know me as one of the writers of this here Internet Picture Funny, but most of my time is spent toiling in the salt mines of Reality Television. I’d like to invite you to see the latest fruits of my labor, tonight at 10:00 pm on the Discovery channel: The Colony. It’s a really fun show in which ten strangers learn how to survive off the grid in post-apocalyptic Los Angeles; basically it’s Survivor: Beyond Thunderdome. I didn’t really have anything to do with tonight’s premiere, but my fingerprints are all over next week’s episode, so you should watch tonight to be prepared. You should also watch tonight so you’ll know what to do when the economic meltdown/oil crisis/swine flu finally bring the country to its knees.