At least not around here. Fresh hot copies of Registered Weapon Case 001: Joseph Alphonse, or Footless & Fancy-Free have arrived at the West Coast offices of Hand It Over Comics, ready to take their places in the depths of oversized Vampire Diaries swag bags next to Black Lantern t-shirts and locks of Robert Pattinson’s hair. Take a gander:


The cover


The back cover


The insides


Just a taste of the awesome bonus material


We are amazed anew at our own hilarity

Our model there is Hagrid-esque co-writer Gardner–if you see him at San Diego, say hello and you’ll probably get a copy of the book to call your own! (Try not to confuse Gardner with Jason Aaron or Warren Ellis, though he’ll be more than happy to sign your Ghost Rider comics or accept whiskey from camgirls.)