Poor, poor Kyle Rayner. All he ever wanted to do was hang out with the Flash and stare at that faux-Wyeth painting and maybe make out with Soranik Natu a little. And now he’s dead and nobody cares because he died in the middle of a superhero crossover about dead superheroes coming back to life. There is no justice in this world.

BUT! Maybe there can be, if people like you and me and also you and then you over there as well stand together and say “We want our Green Lantern back! No, not that one, the one with the black hair! Yeah, that’s the one. Cool.” We must make our voices heard! To that end, we have formed KOLD, Kyle’s Order of Lime Defenders, to represent our demands and let the Guardians of the Universe know that this affront shall not stand. To join our fight, all you have to do is go and buy yourself a T-shirt, and everyone you meet will know that you stand for what is right and true in this world.

CRAB MASK 4 LIFE

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