Registered Weapon

Due to a large explosion at the factory, the 2009 Registered Weapon Advent Calendars have been destroyed. But that unfortunate accident will not stop us from counting down to the upcoming RW/slightly-related-to-RW events in December.

1. XXXMas – Dec. 19th @ Caledonia in Athens, Ga.

For 2009, Excalibrah and Swamp Thang will be headlining this Athens annual XXXmas tradition. Have they developed Candy Cane glowstick technology? Is Santa real inside The Matrix? I don’t know but come to the show to find out. Also, Triple Velcro, a comedy duo similar to Rodney Dangerfield if he was a convicted sex offender, will be reuniting to warm-up the crowd with some seasonal jokes. Finally, while unconfirmed, a major West Coast fantasy rap star is rumored to be on the VIP list. If you’ve heard the album, you KNOW Flip and Brah best be careful. He might ruin their holiday season like cheap lights draped around an under-watered Christmas tree.

And speaking of mysterious guests…

2. Starting on December 21, Race Baño returns in an all-new holiday adventure, which is on par with Rudolph, Frosty, TNBC and Nestor (who remembers the long-eared donkey?). For two weeks, Frank and FELIX will be on vacation while Race…well…races to solve a heinous crime before the clock strikes midnight on Christmas Eve. Maybe Rob will allow us to drop some preview art soon.

As you can see, Weaponeers, there is plenty to look forward to in the coming weeks.

The RW Team

P.S. Only a few copies left of Registered Weapon Volume 1. Stuff some stockings here!