Hey. Hey Conan. I just wanted to ask you…what is best in life?


To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

Okay, yeah, obviously. I mean besides that, what is best in life?


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Again, really, we appreciate the plug, but the people are already here. There’s no need for the hard sell. This time, for real, what is best in life?


VAMPIRES.

Yes.


SEXY ENGLISH DAMES.

Agreed.


MURDER MYSTERIES.

Fun for the whole family.


OTHER CREATURES OF THE NIGHT.

You mean in addition to the sexy English dames?


ASIAN MOTORSPORTS.

Conan I’m not sure what the common thread is here.


ALL OF THESE THINGS AND MORE CAN BE FOUND IN ONE PLACE, AT ONE TIME…

Probably a barren mountaintop, I’m guessing, within a ring of ash, at the witching hour.


TONIGHT AT 7:00 P.M. EST, AT THE ACTION AGE OF COMICS, THE WORLD WILL BEAR WITNESS TO THE SECOND TITANIC ISSUE OF THE CHRONICLES OF SOLOMON STONE, WRITTEN BY CHRIS SIMS AND ILLUSTRATED BY MATTHEW ALLEN SMITH! CONAN COMMANDS YOU! GO READ IT! OR YOU SHALL KNOW NAUGHT BUT PAIN FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYS!

Oh hey cool you had me at Solomon Stone. You don’t have to shout, Conan. Really.