Suck on it, David Caruso. Bet your pathetic little Miami CSI unit never tried using a mirrorball to disperse UV light shot from the face of a robotic cash register. Try doing some real police work sometime.
Apologies to everybody who visited yesterday to see a new Police Blotter and got a face full of Robocock instead. April Fools? Tell you what–if we get five or more comments on today’s comic, we’ll whip up a fresh new Saturday blotter just for you.

Check out those big budget special effects!
Demanding, aren’t we? Fine.
Does that first comment by Chris count?
Also? Are you allowed to post multiple times under aliases?
I’ve been meaning to say this since the Policeman’s Ball episode started, but guys, this has been TERRIFIC. I have gone from really liking Registered Weapon to full on loving the HELL out of Registered Weapon.
I think I speak for all the fans when I say: we don’t talk much.