Suck on it, David Caruso. Bet your pathetic little Miami CSI unit never tried using a mirrorball to disperse UV light shot from the face of a robotic cash register. Try doing some real police work sometime.

Apologies to everybody who visited yesterday to see a new Police Blotter and got a face full of Robocock instead. April Fools? Tell you what–if we get five or more comments on today’s comic, we’ll whip up a fresh new Saturday blotter just for you.