Heads up, Weaponeers–the second page of the “Gorgeous” Gorman story will be appearing on Friday.

In the meantime, if you’d like to see what I do when I’m not putting words in the mouth of a crime-solving cash register, check out the premiere of DIAMOND DIVERS, tonight at 10:00 on Spike. If you watch really closely, you might see my name appear briefly in the end credits.

And if you miss it there, you can try again with this week’s all-new episode of WHALE WARS, Friday at 9:00 on the Animal Planet. I’m like the Chuck Lorre of basic-cable maritime reality shows this week. Check your local listings, etc.