HUGE NEWS, GUYS!

Registered Weapon is headed for the boob tube! No less a visionary than J.J. Abrams has seen the obvious mass market appeal of an “action-packed buddy cop show” featuring humans and robots, so he’s boarded the RW train and is steering it straight to TV Town. This show is going to be super-great–it’s got everything! Hot police action on the mean streets of LA! Crazy conspiracies up the wazoo! Robot cops who look like…human beings…GODDAMN THIS WORLD