Frank’s eloquence in an easier-to-read format (from panel 5):

Dear Admissions Officer:

Many a young person has sat in a moment of contemplation on a mezzanine or veranda and pondered in his mind what it means to have achieved and accomplished the American dream—doubly or trebly so if the young person in question is an immigrant to these golden shores we call America. It is the humble opinion of this humble civil servant that Charles Liu would be an excre expe fine addition to your institution of learning and higher education. He’s so smart he can figure out my change in his head and he’s a real good kid not like those other bastard punks on my street always on their skateboards getting in everybody’s way GODDAMN I HATE THEM