Watson may have won the game by a wide margin, but he embarrassed himself pretty badly with that first Final Jeopardy! question. And as a fellow Final Jeopardy! choker, I completely empathize. SOMETHING YOU CAN NEVER DO, ROBOT.

(In a somewhat amusing coincidence, I was on Jeopardy! when I was a freshman in college; my freshman-year RA was one Brian Burton, aka Danger Mouse, who showed up as a clue in last night’s game–a much more impressive feat.)