Big thanks to those of you who commented on Friday–you’re the best! We really appreciate it. Unfortunately the comments came in a little too late to get a Blotter ready for Saturday, but tomorrow we absolutely guarantee there will be a brand-spankin’-new Police Blotter and DEFINITELY NOT more robot genitalia or shirtless studs. We promise! Chris has most assuredly not been spending hours Google Image Searching synthetic dongs for more photoshoppery. That is 100% a thing he has not been doing.