This past Saturday, The Grassy Beast (aka your humble co-writer Gardner) destroyed Excalibrah and Swamp Thang at the XXXmas showdown at the Caledonia Lounge in Athens, GA. Want proof? Check out Swamp Thang cowering in fear at the Beast’s assault:

That’s Chris, aka DJ Agent Smith, in the back. Video of this once-in-a-lifetime event is forthcoming! (As is the special FELIX T-shirt that the Beast is sporting. More on that later.)

Photos by Chris Hassiotis.