Everybody sure seems to be having a good time dancin’…but aren’t Frank and FELIX murder police? Shouldn’t there be a murder for them to to be policing? YES THERE SHOULD. Don’t you worry, somebody’s gonna bite the big one next week. Who do you think it will be? Who do you want it to be?

Starting from the top left:

1. Officer Kirsten Sienega

2. Detective Cliff Sounder

3. Judith Nimitz

4. Detective Rod Shanklin

5. Michelle (Frank’s Date)

6. Mike Love

7. Deputy Chief of Operations Paul Hammerlocke

8. “Johnny”

9. Hope (Shanklin’s escort)

Like all right-thinking people, we here at Registered Weapon love Marvel’s mighty megacephalic madman MODOK. And now our very own Dave and Rob have shared their affection for the world’s #1 Mental Organism over at March MODOK Madness.

Here’s MODANZIG, courtesy of Dave!

And here’s Rob’s take on MODALEK!

Behold, MODALEK!

Dave, not to be left out, was inspired by a stocky metal legend that sings only one song that I know (but I remember those Giger album covers from browsing the record store back in the day).  Check out this Mental Organism Designed Only for Rocking! MODANZIG!

MODANZIG

Great work guys. Now will one of you get to work on MODOLEMITE?

Did everybody see Frank & FELIX’s special guest appearance at The Rack on Wednesday? It’s even better than that time the Harlem Globetrotters met the Scooby-Doo gang! (Though not quite as good as the time Jay Sherman met the Simpsons.)

And after you’ve checked that out, head over to the Action Age for the second installment of Sims, Smith and Krach’s The Chronicles of Solomon Stone #2. Excellent stuff, and you’re definitely going to want to be caught up for part 3 next week.

LATE-BREAKING NEWS! Hero cops Frank Gorman and FELIX involved in major sting at Yavin IV Comics! Go get the scoop now!

(Huge thanks to Kevin Church for letting us play in The Rack’s sandbox. If you haven’t been reading any of his Agreeable Comics, you should rectify that posthaste.)

If you’re joining us from The Rack, welcome! This is a comic about a robotic cash register and a loose-cannon cop who fight crime. We just started the fourth case, “Policeman’s Ball.” You can start from the very beginning here, or check out the full archive here.

If you’ve forgotten who Isadora is…

Do you want health care reform, America? Do you want to know that, no matter how blatantly you provoke that grizzly bear, the injuries you sustain from the inevitable savage mauling will be patched up expertly and efficiently? That if you jump twelve flaming shark tanks on your motorcycle, only to realize that there are fourteen between the ramps, you will live out your coma in a top-of-the-line facility? Then yesterday was your lucky day, because the leaders of this country gathered for a Health Care Summit that will–

Wait, no, that was just a bunch of old dudes arguing. Real health care reform arrived yesterday in the form of AWESOME HOSPITAL, the new webcomic from the Action Age team of Chris Sims, Chad Bowers, Matt Digges and Josh Krach. Who needs a public option when you can get 20 CCs of raditude every Tuesday and Thursday? Suck on that, Canada!