Hey everybody–if you like murder mysteries and hilarity (and clearly you do, if you’re here), then you should definitely check out Derrick Comedy’s Mystery Team. It’s like if Encyclopedia Brown got caught in the middle of a Law & Order: SVU episode, and it is awesome. Derrick Comedy is a New York-based comedy troupe featuring Donald Glover, whom you may know as Troy on NBC’s Community. (Actually, like half the casts of NBC’s various comedy franchises show up in this thing: Aubrey Plaza from Parks & Rec, Lutz and DotCom from 30 Rock, Ellie Kemper from The Office, Bobby Moynihan from SNL…Derrick Comedy apparently got their start in the NY Upright Citizens Brigade theatre and stocked the movie with their pals from the scene, making it pretty conclusive proof that UCB is the unofficial NBC comedy farm team.)

Um, so apparently if you don’t go see Mystery Team at the Nuart in LA today or tomorrow, you’re not going to see it in a theatre. But I guess you can go to the website and demand that it come to your town, or order the DVD. It’s worth the effort.

Everybody who had Judith Nimitz in the pool, congratulations.

Is that the sound of someone being murdered? Find out on Monday.

While you’re waiting, Kevin Church tweetered about something super-awesome to play with: Harmony, an amazingly fun drawing tool/thingy/infinite timewaster. Here’s a self-portrait that Gardner made:

And here’s FELIX:

Hey! BIG NEWS, EVERYBODY! Not content with invading The Rack last week, now Frank and FELIX have popped up in the concluding chapter of Chris Sims and Matthew Allen Smith’s The Chronicles of Solomon Stone #2! Big thanks to the Action Age for the opportunity, but your favorite detectives aren’t going to rest till they’ve shoehorned themselves into every dang comic on this here World Wide Web–FELIX really wants to be hangink with Vlad, but Frank is lobbying pretty hard for a guest shot on Oglaf.com (ohmygod NSFW I’m not even kidding).

Everybody sure seems to be having a good time dancin’…but aren’t Frank and FELIX murder police? Shouldn’t there be a murder for them to to be policing? YES THERE SHOULD. Don’t you worry, somebody’s gonna bite the big one next week. Who do you think it will be? Who do you want it to be?

Starting from the top left:

1. Officer Kirsten Sienega

2. Detective Cliff Sounder

3. Judith Nimitz

4. Detective Rod Shanklin

5. Michelle (Frank’s Date)

6. Mike Love

7. Deputy Chief of Operations Paul Hammerlocke

8. “Johnny”

9. Hope (Shanklin’s escort)

Like all right-thinking people, we here at Registered Weapon love Marvel’s mighty megacephalic madman MODOK. And now our very own Dave and Rob have shared their affection for the world’s #1 Mental Organism over at March MODOK Madness.

Here’s MODANZIG, courtesy of Dave!

And here’s Rob’s take on MODALEK!

Behold, MODALEK!

Dave, not to be left out, was inspired by a stocky metal legend that sings only one song that I know (but I remember those Giger album covers from browsing the record store back in the day).  Check out this Mental Organism Designed Only for Rocking! MODANZIG!

MODANZIG

Great work guys. Now will one of you get to work on MODOLEMITE?

Did everybody see Frank & FELIX’s special guest appearance at The Rack on Wednesday? It’s even better than that time the Harlem Globetrotters met the Scooby-Doo gang! (Though not quite as good as the time Jay Sherman met the Simpsons.)

And after you’ve checked that out, head over to the Action Age for the second installment of Sims, Smith and Krach’s The Chronicles of Solomon Stone #2. Excellent stuff, and you’re definitely going to want to be caught up for part 3 next week.