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Ugh. Turns out it’s not a great idea to write a blotter based on an already amazing Valentine’s Day arrest story. Just go read the original, because it’s funnier by sole virtue of its existence than anything I could have come up with.]]> http://registered-weapon.com/2012/02/16/police-blotter-february-16-2012/

If you own a tuba in LA, lock that thing up! Or switch to a safer instrument like…the French Horn. Nobody likes the French Horn. Here’s a little background on today’s blotter…]]> http://registered-weapon.com/2012/02/09/police-blotter-february-9-2012/

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NewsRadio fans may remember that Matthew had a cat named Mitt Mitt, which was something of an inspiration for today’s gag.]]> http://registered-weapon.com/2012/01/26/police-blotter-january-26-2012/

Howdy, Weaponeers! If you like RW, then you probably like the art of Dave Lentz. And if you like Dave, then you should go to 604 Republic and vote on his designs so they can become t-shirts! He’s got some cool stuff over there that you definitely want to put on your front parts. It’s [...]]]> http://registered-weapon.com/2012/01/19/police-blotter-january-19-2012/

Once again, back is the incredible, the rhyme animal…POLICE BLOTTER! More like this every Thursday. Set your watch by it. Your weird watch that counts times by weeks. Oh hey, today is officially the third anniversary of Registered Weapon. Year #3 was a little light in the content department, but year #4 is going to [...]]]> http://registered-weapon.com/2012/01/12/police-blotter-january-12-2012/ http://registered-weapon.com/2011/12/28/2243/ http://registered-weapon.com/2011/10/31/happy-halloween/ http://registered-weapon.com/2011/09/21/were-number-2-were-number-2/ http://registered-weapon.com/2011/09/14/hide-your-shame/