Registered Weapon

So last night our intrepid RW crime reporter headed down to the Parker Center, as he does every Wednesday night, to pick up the latest police reports for the Blotter. Well, wouldn’t you know it, somebody had called in a Sasquatch threat, and the whole damn LAPD headquarters had been evacuated! Well, long story short, it turned out just to be a Congo the Movie Blastface Mutant Ape action figure sitting on an ELMO Projector, but it took four hours for the Bigfoot Squad to search the building, and the Blotter deadline passed. So the good news is the LAPD is safe from the American Yeti; the bad news is the Blotter won’t be published till tomorrow. We’ll see you then, assuming no prankster calls in an El Chubacabra sighting.

No new comic today, but The 12 Crimes of Christmas starts tomorrow and continues straight through to Christmas day!

If you haven’t seen it yet, Dave crafted this amazing piece of RW propaganda for the world’s enjoyment.

We’re hoping those sweet suits and dangerous poses entice some new readers to explore the RW universe. The ad is the first in a series of cop-themed homages that will be displayed across the interwebs. But despite how awesome Frank and Felix appear here, they aren’t as convincing as a recommendation from a good friend. So, Weaponeers, let your friends know how much you enjoy Registered Weapon. We’d appreciate it.