Due to a large explosion at the factory, the 2009 Registered Weapon Advent Calendars have been destroyed. But that unfortunate accident will not stop us from counting down to the upcoming RW/slightly-related-to-RW events in December.
1. XXXMas – Dec. 19th @ Caledonia in Athens, Ga.
For 2009, Excalibrah and Swamp Thang will be headlining this Athens annual XXXmas tradition. Have they developed Candy Cane glowstick technology? Is Santa real inside The Matrix? I don’t know but come to the show to find out. Also, Triple Velcro, a comedy duo similar to Rodney Dangerfield if he was a convicted sex offender, will be reuniting to warm-up the crowd with some seasonal jokes. Finally, while unconfirmed, a major West Coast fantasy rap star is rumored to be on the VIP list. If you’ve heard the album, you KNOW Flip and Brah best be careful. He might ruin their holiday season like cheap lights draped around an under-watered Christmas tree.
And speaking of mysterious guests…
2. Starting on December 21, Race Baño returns in an all-new holiday adventure, which is on par with Rudolph, Frosty, TNBC and Nestor (who remembers the long-eared donkey?). For two weeks, Frank and FELIX will be on vacation while Race…well…races to solve a heinous crime before the clock strikes midnight on Christmas Eve. Maybe Rob will allow us to drop some preview art soon.
As you can see, Weaponeers, there is plenty to look forward to in the coming weeks.
The RW Team
P.S. Only a few copies left of Registered Weapon Volume 1. Stuff some stockings here!
According to Wesley, I don’t get comics.
He’s right.
First, do I think Kyle is permanently six feet under? No. Probably not. But Ted Kord is still worm food. So you never know when DC decides to re-establish the meaning of death in comics. Right now, I’d say there is a 90 percent chance Kyle is back by the end of Blackest Night. Maybe next issue. I thought so when I wrote my rant, which may get lost in the bombastic and fist-shaking-angry language. And I understand the absurdity of getting pissed over the death of a fictional character because we all have bigger problems in the real world…but what can I say…that’s why we read comics and we obviously have a sense of humor about the entire situation.
While his death was the catalyst for the post, the crux of my dissatisfaction is the recent lower-tier status of Kyle. Since Rebirth, DC’s approach to the character has been to blend him in to the background of the larger universe. To be fair, the company did use him in a starring role in Countdown and he is/was a featured cast member of GLC so he’s not absent. If the numbers say otherwise, I’ll rescind parts of my next point, but, Kyle has lucrative value. Readers will buy Kyle comics. Although the Ion sales may not be the best indicator as the series probably strayed too close to Guy Gardner: Warrior territory in removing the character from his natural state. The overall reaction to Kyle’s death seems to indicate that dollars are out there waiting to be spent on the character.
So Wesley is right. I don’t get comics. I don’t get why DC doesn’t increase the prominence and sales options for the GL that carried that title for more than 10 years.
That’s my real problem. Other people seem to share it too.
Thanks to Robot 6 for the link.


