Check it out, it’s the all-new Police Blotter! From now on, the Blotter will come with 10% more chuckles in the form of some newspaper-related banter up at the top. Today: did you know it was really hot in Los Angeles today? Aren’t you glad we filled you in?
Tomorrow: Meet Rob Simmons!
Yes. Be here Monday for the start of REGISTERED WEAPON PRESENTS: RACE BANO, SECRET AGENT. Literal toilet humor! It will be spectacular. RWP:RB,SA will run MWF for two weeks (with Police Blotters on Thursdays), and then REGISTERED WEAPON CASE 003: MELANIE HOLMAN will start on Monday, October 12. Or just RSS it and we’ll come to you!